Monday 21 November 2005

Covet the Duvet

I just went to the café at work to get a cup of tea and a can of pop and what did I see? Some chap in there with a big thick winter coat, you know the sort huge things, like a duvet with a zip up the front. I found myself tempted to knock him out and take his coat, I settled for the cup of tea and a bit of banter with Silvie.

If you see headlines tomorrow morning reading “Frost Bitten Man Drowns in Shallow End” you will that this evenings attempts to teach myself to swim did not go so well.

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