Tuesday, 27 June 2006

Ok so this isn't entirely over

A couple of nights ago I was visited by a photographer who came out and spent a couple of hours taking photos, the odd thing is that I have kind of got used to this now, anyway one of the things he wanted to be taking shots of was me cooking. Ordinarily this wouldn’t be a problem, I quite like showing off when I’m cooking; maybe not at the last dinner party, some things got a little bit singed – one trout even caught fire but nevertheless cooking is a passion and I like people taking an interest in it. The problem was that I had nothing to cook, so it was decided that a few shots of a blackened billy can hanging from the tripod of hazel sticks into the orange glow of the fire would be good. After a few minutes of messing about with different angles and filters I started to get worried that the pot would melt, there was no water so the only options was to pout in another liquid but which; sloe gin, liquid soap, Talisker or tonic? In went the tonic and it happily bubbled away for a while. Then came the request to be putting something in to the pot, I did have some rice. Some? I have kilos of the stuff so I was happy to pour a load in whilst the flash went off and filters were changed once more. Have you ever cooked rice in tonic water? No? I don’t see why not, it gives off a delicate aroma somewhat reminiscent of cat sick in the sunshine; this isn’t really the smell that you need when being photographed with spoon to mouth and an expression designed to suit the request to “look like you are enjoying it”.

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SameOld said...

Hey Hugh, just saw you on lunch time telly down the gym! I was on the rower when you were interviewed by some fat bird and a prematurely greying bloke (who were those freaks anyway?). I would have loved to hear what you said but unfortunately the gym monkey had tuned the speakers into Mary J Bulge. Anyway, how does it feel to be a STAR!?

ODM (Original Ditch Monkey) said...

Dahling fantaaaastic

mwa mwa

SameOld said...

do that again an I'll 'ave to hurt you, squire.

I don't hold wiv no media types...

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